uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

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17yr:

[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives

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kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

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ilivelifeontheinternet:

mello-player-br4nd0n:

thatsalotofmyblood:

mochamaria:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

WHAT WHY WOULD YOU BLAME THE PET

Are you seriously blaming a BABY? The baby doesn’t know what the parents don’t teach so how is a baby who doesn’t know how to function on its own supposed to understand not to hit a cat if it’s not taught to them? Wow.

I’m sure that kid learned not to hit cats

while you debate i’m laughing really hard at the gif

is it really bad I’ve been laughing at this for an hour IM DYING

ilivelifeontheinternet:

mello-player-br4nd0n:

thatsalotofmyblood:

mochamaria:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

WHAT WHY WOULD YOU BLAME THE PET

Are you seriously blaming a BABY? The baby doesn’t know what the parents don’t teach so how is a baby who doesn’t know how to function on its own supposed to understand not to hit a cat if it’s not taught to them? Wow.

I’m sure that kid learned not to hit cats

while you debate i’m laughing really hard at the gif

is it really bad I’ve been laughing at this for an hour IM DYING

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eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

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